Ramble, Ramble, Ramble . . .

I'm bored! Really, really! Weird huh? I guess when I am not running my butt off, I get bored. Anyone know any good jokes? Could use a few . . . they're fun . . . like dodgeball! No, I haven't been drinking or anything like that. Kinda makes you want to make that "WHOA" face! See Laura, I can make you laugh even when I'm not there. Tell me a story, anecdote or joke to get us all through our day. Thanks guys!